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Ask me anything   Submit   Sycamore, IL. Older than you. Loves cherries, music lover, craft beer enthusiast.
A hopeless romantic that also enjoys tattoos, piercings, Salvador Dali, waterfalls, and intelligent conversations.

You tickers are out of your mind. I’d rather have day old, stale Folgers with a shot of Old Fitzgerald. #overhyped and #overrated #beer #craftbeer #beerslut #beerlyfe #beerporn #craftbrew #craftbrewsippin #troll #hatethisbeer (at The Darklord Disco)

You tickers are out of your mind. I’d rather have day old, stale Folgers with a shot of Old Fitzgerald. #overhyped and #overrated #beer #craftbeer #beerslut #beerlyfe #beerporn #craftbrew #craftbrewsippin #troll #hatethisbeer (at The Darklord Disco)

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#troll  #beerslut  #craftbeer  #hatethisbeer  #craftbrew  #overhyped  #beerporn  #beerlyfe  #beer  #overrated  #craftbrewsippin 
Celebrating Earth Day by drinking out of this can, crushing it on my forehead and throwing it away in the trash can. #tallboytuesday #beer #craftbeer #earthdayselfie #selfietuesday #beerslut #beerlyfe #beerporn #craftbrew #craftbrewsippin #responsiblecitizen (at The Darklord Disco)

Celebrating Earth Day by drinking out of this can, crushing it on my forehead and throwing it away in the trash can. #tallboytuesday #beer #craftbeer #earthdayselfie #selfietuesday #beerslut #beerlyfe #beerporn #craftbrew #craftbrewsippin #responsiblecitizen (at The Darklord Disco)

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#responsiblecitizen  #beerslut  #craftbeer  #craftbrew  #earthdayselfie  #tallboytuesday  #selfietuesday  #beerporn  #beerlyfe  #beer  #craftbrewsippin 
A few turdz acquired today. I’m going to butt chug them all and drain pour the battle priest. #beer #craftbeer #beerslut #beerlyfe #beerporn #buttchug #craftbrew #craftbrewsippin  (at The Darklord Disco)

A few turdz acquired today. I’m going to butt chug them all and drain pour the battle priest. #beer #craftbeer #beerslut #beerlyfe #beerporn #buttchug #craftbrew #craftbrewsippin (at The Darklord Disco)

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#beerslut  #craftbeer  #craftbrew  #beerporn  #beerlyfe  #beer  #buttchug  #craftbrewsippin 
Hair weave killa: murder scene. Listening to 2 chainz and getting my ass kicked in NHL 09. This wheat wine is fresh as fug and delicious. Beware of the 10% abv that creeps up. #beer #craftbeer #beerslut #beerlyfe #beerporn #craftbrew #craftbrewsippin #pipeworks #easterbunny #VS #unicorn #wheatwine #fucktheeasterbunny #ivotedforobama #nhl09 #2chainz (at El Smith Cortez)

Hair weave killa: murder scene. Listening to 2 chainz and getting my ass kicked in NHL 09. This wheat wine is fresh as fug and delicious. Beware of the 10% abv that creeps up. #beer #craftbeer #beerslut #beerlyfe #beerporn #craftbrew #craftbrewsippin #pipeworks #easterbunny #VS #unicorn #wheatwine #fucktheeasterbunny #ivotedforobama #nhl09 #2chainz (at El Smith Cortez)

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#beerslut  #craftbeer  #ivotedforobama  #craftbrew  #beerporn  #vs  #beerlyfe  #beer  #pipeworks  #fucktheeasterbunny  #nhl09  #unicorn  #easterbunny  #craftbrewsippin  #2chainz  #wheatwine 
Where’s the God Damn cherry flavor at!? Spiteful Brewing God Damn Cascara Pigeon Porter. #beer #craftbeer #beerslut #beerlyfe #beerporn #craftbrew #craftbrewsippin #spitefulbrewing #porter #goddamn #cascara #pigeon (at El Smith Cortez)

Where’s the God Damn cherry flavor at!? Spiteful Brewing God Damn Cascara Pigeon Porter. #beer #craftbeer #beerslut #beerlyfe #beerporn #craftbrew #craftbrewsippin #spitefulbrewing #porter #goddamn #cascara #pigeon (at El Smith Cortez)

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#beerslut  #craftbeer  #craftbrew  #goddamn  #spitefulbrewing  #pigeon  #beerporn  #beerlyfe  #beer  #cascara  #craftbrewsippin  #porter 
I love bad bitches, that’s my fuckin problem. @theeleehorn @hairweavekiller #2chainz #tityboi #2necklace #niu #convocationcenter #concert #show #5bluntsinrotation

I love bad bitches, that’s my fuckin problem. @theeleehorn @hairweavekiller #2chainz #tityboi #2necklace #niu #convocationcenter #concert #show #5bluntsinrotation

— 1 week ago
#concert  #show  #5bluntsinrotation  #tityboi  #2necklace  #convocationcenter  #2chainz  #niu 
Had some good fun at the Darklord Disco, slaying whalez and having epileptic seizures #beer #craftbeer #beerslut #beerlyfe #beerporn #beergathering #predldtasting #beertasting #craftbrew #craftbrewsippin #whalez #darklorddisco

Had some good fun at the Darklord Disco, slaying whalez and having epileptic seizures #beer #craftbeer #beerslut #beerlyfe #beerporn #beergathering #predldtasting #beertasting #craftbrew #craftbrewsippin #whalez #darklorddisco

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#whalez  #beerslut  #craftbeer  #craftbrew  #beergathering  #beerporn  #beerlyfe  #darklorddisco  #beer  #predldtasting  #craftbrewsippin  #beertasting 

@powz87 chugging KBS part 2. Cuveed with Starbucks double shot espresso…He didn’t make the fraternity @uncle_baxter @skjellyfetti @rogsiu @lernski (at The Darklord Disco)

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Dat cherry doe! Can’t ever have enough cherry. ISO: more cherry slutz #beer #craftbeer #beerslut #beertrade #beerlyfe #beertrading #beerporn #cheerstobeers #craftbrew #craftbrewsippin #cherry #sourslut #needmorecherry (at El Smith Cortez)

Dat cherry doe! Can’t ever have enough cherry. ISO: more cherry slutz #beer #craftbeer #beerslut #beertrade #beerlyfe #beertrading #beerporn #cheerstobeers #craftbrew #craftbrewsippin #cherry #sourslut #needmorecherry (at El Smith Cortez)

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#sourslut  #beerslut  #craftbeer  #craftbrew  #beertrade  #beertrading  #needmorecherry  #beerporn  #beerlyfe  #beer  #cherry  #cheerstobeers  #craftbrewsippin 
First Macho, now the Ultimate Warrior. R.I.P. it’s inevitable, but I hate it when childhood heroes and icons pass away. #wwe #ultimatewarrior #wwe #imsad :(

First Macho, now the Ultimate Warrior. R.I.P. it’s inevitable, but I hate it when childhood heroes and icons pass away. #wwe #ultimatewarrior #wwe #imsad :(

— 2 weeks ago
#wwe  #ultimatewarrior  #imsad