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Ask me anything   Submit   Sycamore, IL. Older than you. Loves cherries, music lover, craft beer enthusiast.
A hopeless romantic that also enjoys tattoos, piercings, Salvador Dali, waterfalls, and intelligent conversations.

Hair weave killa: murder scene. Listening to 2 chainz and getting my ass kicked in NHL 09. This wheat wine is fresh as fug and delicious. Beware of the 10% abv that creeps up. #beer #craftbeer #beerslut #beerlyfe #beerporn #craftbrew #craftbrewsippin #pipeworks #easterbunny #VS #unicorn #wheatwine #fucktheeasterbunny #ivotedforobama #nhl09 #2chainz (at El Smith Cortez)

Hair weave killa: murder scene. Listening to 2 chainz and getting my ass kicked in NHL 09. This wheat wine is fresh as fug and delicious. Beware of the 10% abv that creeps up. #beer #craftbeer #beerslut #beerlyfe #beerporn #craftbrew #craftbrewsippin #pipeworks #easterbunny #VS #unicorn #wheatwine #fucktheeasterbunny #ivotedforobama #nhl09 #2chainz (at El Smith Cortez)

— 3 hours ago
#beerslut  #craftbeer  #ivotedforobama  #craftbrew  #beerporn  #vs  #beerlyfe  #beer  #pipeworks  #fucktheeasterbunny  #nhl09  #unicorn  #easterbunny  #craftbrewsippin  #2chainz  #wheatwine 
Where’s the God Damn cherry flavor at!? Spiteful Brewing God Damn Cascara Pigeon Porter. #beer #craftbeer #beerslut #beerlyfe #beerporn #craftbrew #craftbrewsippin #spitefulbrewing #porter #goddamn #cascara #pigeon (at El Smith Cortez)

Where’s the God Damn cherry flavor at!? Spiteful Brewing God Damn Cascara Pigeon Porter. #beer #craftbeer #beerslut #beerlyfe #beerporn #craftbrew #craftbrewsippin #spitefulbrewing #porter #goddamn #cascara #pigeon (at El Smith Cortez)

— 3 hours ago
#beerslut  #craftbeer  #craftbrew  #goddamn  #spitefulbrewing  #pigeon  #beerporn  #beerlyfe  #beer  #cascara  #craftbrewsippin  #porter 
I love bad bitches, that’s my fuckin problem. @theeleehorn @hairweavekiller #2chainz #tityboi #2necklace #niu #convocationcenter #concert #show #5bluntsinrotation

I love bad bitches, that’s my fuckin problem. @theeleehorn @hairweavekiller #2chainz #tityboi #2necklace #niu #convocationcenter #concert #show #5bluntsinrotation

— 13 hours ago
#concert  #show  #5bluntsinrotation  #tityboi  #2necklace  #convocationcenter  #2chainz  #niu 
Had some good fun at the Darklord Disco, slaying whalez and having epileptic seizures #beer #craftbeer #beerslut #beerlyfe #beerporn #beergathering #predldtasting #beertasting #craftbrew #craftbrewsippin #whalez #darklorddisco

Had some good fun at the Darklord Disco, slaying whalez and having epileptic seizures #beer #craftbeer #beerslut #beerlyfe #beerporn #beergathering #predldtasting #beertasting #craftbrew #craftbrewsippin #whalez #darklorddisco

— 3 days ago with 3 notes
#whalez  #beerslut  #craftbeer  #craftbrew  #beergathering  #beerporn  #beerlyfe  #darklorddisco  #beer  #predldtasting  #craftbrewsippin  #beertasting 

@powz87 chugging KBS part 2. Cuveed with Starbucks double shot espresso…He didn’t make the fraternity @uncle_baxter @skjellyfetti @rogsiu @lernski (at The Darklord Disco)

— 4 days ago with 1 note
Dat cherry doe! Can’t ever have enough cherry. ISO: more cherry slutz #beer #craftbeer #beerslut #beertrade #beerlyfe #beertrading #beerporn #cheerstobeers #craftbrew #craftbrewsippin #cherry #sourslut #needmorecherry (at El Smith Cortez)

Dat cherry doe! Can’t ever have enough cherry. ISO: more cherry slutz #beer #craftbeer #beerslut #beertrade #beerlyfe #beertrading #beerporn #cheerstobeers #craftbrew #craftbrewsippin #cherry #sourslut #needmorecherry (at El Smith Cortez)

— 5 days ago with 3 notes
#sourslut  #beerslut  #craftbeer  #craftbrew  #beertrade  #beertrading  #needmorecherry  #beerporn  #beerlyfe  #beer  #cherry  #cheerstobeers  #craftbrewsippin 
First Macho, now the Ultimate Warrior. R.I.P. it’s inevitable, but I hate it when childhood heroes and icons pass away. #wwe #ultimatewarrior #wwe #imsad :(

First Macho, now the Ultimate Warrior. R.I.P. it’s inevitable, but I hate it when childhood heroes and icons pass away. #wwe #ultimatewarrior #wwe #imsad :(

— 1 week ago
#wwe  #ultimatewarrior  #imsad 
Still not sure if I was born a black man in a white guy’s body or vice versa.  #beer #craftbeer #beerslut #beerlyfe #beerporn #craftbrew #craftbrewsippin #greenflash #palatewrecker #cognac #remymartin #1738  (at Upstaging, Inc.)

Still not sure if I was born a black man in a white guy’s body or vice versa. #beer #craftbeer #beerslut #beerlyfe #beerporn #craftbrew #craftbrewsippin #greenflash #palatewrecker #cognac #remymartin #1738 (at Upstaging, Inc.)

— 1 week ago with 3 notes
#1738  #beerslut  #craftbeer  #craftbrew  #beerporn  #beerlyfe  #cognac  #beer  #greenflash  #palatewrecker  #remymartin  #craftbrewsippin 
Kuhnhenn Brewing Company Maple Cream Sherry Pyment.  Meeeds are sluts too. #beer #mead #craftbeer #beerslut #meadslut #beerlyfe #beerporn #craftbrew #craftbrewsippin  #kuhnhenn #maple #sherry #pyment (at The Keystone Cave)

Kuhnhenn Brewing Company Maple Cream Sherry Pyment. Meeeds are sluts too. #beer #mead #craftbeer #beerslut #meadslut #beerlyfe #beerporn #craftbrew #craftbrewsippin #kuhnhenn #maple #sherry #pyment (at The Keystone Cave)

— 2 weeks ago with 3 notes
#pyment  #beerslut  #craftbeer  #craftbrew  #beerporn  #meadslut  #beerlyfe  #beer  #mead  #sherry  #craftbrewsippin  #maple  #kuhnhenn 
Dis ish…chocolate milk/pudding. Kuhnhenn Michigan Mud:  Imperial Milk Stout. #beer #craftbeer #beerslut #beerlyfe #beerporn #kuhnhenn #michigan #mud #imperial #milk #stout

Dis ish…chocolate milk/pudding. Kuhnhenn Michigan Mud: Imperial Milk Stout. #beer #craftbeer #beerslut #beerlyfe #beerporn #kuhnhenn #michigan #mud #imperial #milk #stout

— 2 weeks ago with 2 notes
#beerslut  #craftbeer  #michigan  #beerporn  #imperial  #beerlyfe  #mud  #beer  #stout  #milk  #kuhnhenn